Us damn Yankees (and goddamn Mets) here in the States can’t LEGALLY watch Sherlock until it airs on PBS in a few weeks. It’s cruel and the wait is long, but so long as we stay far away from Benedict Cumberbatch, you won’t have to worry about it being spoiled. The otter-man’s a walking spoiler alert, or at least his Sherlock is, ruining Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, and Mad Men before we’ve had a chance to learn all the character’s names.
Maybe Cumberbatch could tell Martin Freeman’s John what happens at the end of The Hobbit. That way, he won’t have to wait nineteen more years, and twenty-seven movies, to find out.