A conversation that’s happening right now, somewhere. “Bro. BRO. You wanna slam some six-packs, then head down to the Great White GAYYYYYY to see some boobies?” “Aw hell yeah I do. But yo, I saw Phantom of the Opera by my boy Andrew L-Webb in the fifth grade, and I don’t remember seeing any tittays.” “I got you covered, Chicagbro. That chick from Game of Thrones, the one who got the dragons and sh*t, she gets hella naked as Holly Golightly.” “More like Holly I-Wouldn’t-Golightly-On Her.” *they high five* *they kiss under Khal Drogo poster*
Game of Thrones beauty Emilia Clarke whipped theater fans into a photo frenzy Monday when she stepped, naked into a bubble bath during her Breakfast at Tiffany’s debut on the Great White Way.
Hoping to capture the image of the ravishing actress in her birthday suit, folks at the Cort Theatre audience ignored Broadway’s stringent “no photos” rule and frantically snapped shots on their cellphones. Things got so out of control that management at the West 48th Street theater has now beefed up security to keep the audience from sneaking further shots at the show, which started previews this week and opens March 20.
The bath scene occurs after Clarke — who plays lead Holly Golightly in a new adaptation of Truman Capote’s novel — brings Smith home to her apartment to recuperate after he’s injured riding horses in Central Park.
“She undresses him and he gets in the tub,” a source said. “She then goes offstage and comes back in a towel. She takes it off and gets in with him. (Via)
And just in case you think Bro #1 and Bro #2 aren’t based on real people.
Photos taken at the show don’t appear to have made it to social-media sites yet, but one fan did tweet: “I would drink Emilia Clarke’s bath water.” (Via)
He later added, “I liked her pussy…cat #lolz.”
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That song is more evidence of how bad most music from the 90’s was.
Nowadays we have Lil’ Wayne, Ke$ha and Skrillex. Compared to this, the 90’s were the golden era.
One of the guys from this band owns and runs pretty good steakhouse here in Dallas.
Cool story, bro.
Skrillex is awesome asshole.
I find him a rather bland asshole
awesome asshole is awesome.
Why does everyone insist on seeing everything through the lens of a fucking camera? If by some miracle Emilia Clarke was standing naked in front of me (holds thumbs) I’d stand there with a gaping jaw and appreciate the view, not scramble to get my photo app open.
I would stand there with a gaping jaw, appreciating the view, whilst also scrambling to my photo app open. There, problem solved.
And just think, in the future, you’ll be able to stand there with a gaping jaw and appreciating the view while your high tech glasses simultaneously record video of the event, and you won’t even have to scramble to get your photo app open. Isn’t technology awesome?
I know! Bros totally miss out on senseless flashing because instead of enjoying the free boobs, they’re scrambling to try and record it, for some reason.
You see, you’re a live in the moment kind of guy, which is perfectly valid. But theatregoers tend to be more cultured. They worry about posterity. They fear that when the history books are written, Emilia Clarke’s boobs might not be in them. And so they do their part for future generations, making a record that will last through the ages.
And in the future future you’re going to be able to go into a holodeck and live out some fucked up shit.
I completely agree with just enjoying the boobs.
Of course, if I want to see pictures of her Emilia Clarke’s boobs, I can see them in glorious high definition on Game of Thrones instead of my Android’s camera.
This. This is the reason I majored in Theatre in college.
You know you don’t have to pay to see girls get naked on a stage, right? Sometimes they’ll do it in your room if you’re nice to them.
*enter joke about a theater major should be making me a coffee and not being online here*
/also got a meaningless major.
*enter joke about “oh sure, a straight male theater major here”*
/minored in English specifically because the girls were there. But it was the 70’s, so the wrong girls.
Ah, so you’re into foreign chicks, eh?
I got into theatre because all the girls were hot and easy, and all the guys were Gay and no competition.
Added bonus: co-ed dressing rooms.
All the guys?
this has waken my dragon if you know what i mean
Winter isn’t the only thing coming, if you know what I mean
I can’t think of a good enough double entendre to follow those two, if you know what I mean.
I’d let her sit on my Iron Throne, if you know what I mean.
She’s given me some Valaryian steel, if you know what I mean
I can’t wait to hear about an usher being pummeled by bros taking pictures.
Someone tried that already
[www.youtube.com]
If only there was an easier way to see Emilia Clarke naked and not having to pay to see her tits from like 300 feet away.
and if only there was a place like on the internet, that you could find said tits
[www.bing.com]
bing?
hbo’s free now?
google is
“‘Game of Thrones’ babe Emilia Clarke’s nude scene on Broadway sets off ‘flash’ pic frenzy”
What the fuck is wrong with people!?! You don’t use flash when taking a picture of someone on a lit stage, all that shit does is brighten the heads of the morons in front of you.
rookies.
Is that a telephoto or are you glad to see……
BOOOOOOOOOOOBZ!!!!!!!!
now we wait.
Patrick Stewart’s already seen everything.
In the fall of 2004, Mr. Berry was head of the preferred share trading desk at Scotiabank’s securities division, then known as Scotia Capital. In each of the two prior years, he’d earned $15-million, when CEO Rick Waugh earned $7.37-million and $8.58-million. [natpo.st]
Pretty much in my own income range, and unlike Mr. Berry; I have plenty of time for witty comments.
boobs !!1!