The Flash (CW, 8:00 p.m.) – Barry’s on this big you-killed-my-mom-now-you’re-going-to-pay-for-it kick, and part of his plan to lure Dr. Wells into a Flash on Flash fight is to use his friends as bait. Don’t you just love it when a terribly thought out plan ends exactly as you knew it would?
Inside Amy Schumer (Comedy Central, 10:30 p.m.) – Last week, the show basically gave the middle finger to Hollywood sexism with Tina Fey, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Patricia Arquette celebrating their last f*ckable day and Josh Charles proving that he can, in fact, do an amazing Coach Taylor impression. Tonight, Amy spoofs a One Direction song, tries the whole “no makeup” thing out, goes to a strip club, and dates a rapper.
NCIS (CBS, 8:00 p.m.) – A bromance begins to blossom between Jake and Gibbs, and a member of the NCIS cyber team helps solve a murder.
NBA Playoff: Game 5: Mavericks at Rockets (TNT, 8:00 p.m.) – For those of you who actually enjoy this kind of thing, a basketball game is on tonight.
Deadliest Catch (DSC, 9:00 p.m.) – Captain Keith isn’t making any friends on his boat, while the Cornelia Marie goes up in flames, literally.
Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (ABC, 9:00 p.m.) – Agent Coulson and Gonzales overlook the fact that they hate each other’s guts long enough to team up and take down Hydra, who’ve apparently been experimenting on enhanced humans this entire time.
New Girl (Fox, 9:00 p.m.) – Fawn’s refusal to wear underwear during her charity golf tournament leads to #PantyGate2015, and Schmidt is forced to take the blame.
Undateable (NBC, 9:00 p.m.) – Leslie’s blind date is a disaster (what a shocker), so Justin takes one for the team and accompanies her to a work party.
iZombie (CW, 9:00 p.m.) – A pregnant woman is murdered but her baby survives. When Liv makes a meal out of her brains, some pretty fierce maternal instincts kick in. (Note: I’m starting to think I’ve made a terrible mistake by not watching this show.)
Chicago Fire (NBC, 10:00 p.m.) – Because no more than two episodes can go by before NBC decides to do yet another crossover event, Sgt. Benson from SVU makes a visit to Chicago to help with an investigation into an apartment fire linked to a rape and murder case that happened in her city. Honestly, are Chicago and New York the only two cities in America where people commit crimes?
Tosh.0 (Comedy Central, 10:00 p.m.) – In which Tosh teaches us about microwave safety, the grieving process and the value of late-night talk-show games.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Michael Keaton on Letterman; Jeremy Renner on Fallon; Tim McGraw and Patricia Heaton on Kimmel; Anna Faris on Corden; John Cleese on Meyers; and Nikolaj Coster-Waldau on Conan.
