A Texas Man Offers Tempting Craigslist Trade: You Get His Jeep, He Gets Your Wife

01.04.14 4 years ago 8 Comments


The 2011 Jeep Grand Cherokee: it’s a squirrel-crushing, deer-smacking, truck-for-wife-swapping driving machine.

2011 jeep grand Cherokee 4wd – $9000 I have a 4wd Jeep Cherokee. Its is dully loaded and has a which attached to front ranch hand bumper and grill gaurd. It is on a 4 in suspension lift and a 6 inch body lift has 35 mud grip tires(1200) witch has only been on it for two months. The truck only has 48,000 miles on it. i am looking to trade it but I looking for certain things only. I don’t need it but its paid for so O don’t have to sell it. Now here is what I am looking for. A lady( preferable married to how wants the jeep) she mist be 18 to 50 and fit. I give you the jeep and you leave your wife with me for a week. When you come pick her up she have the signed title to the jeep. So if interested send me several photo of the wife and I get right back to you. The photo need to be nude after all she will be for a week.

Of those 48,000 miles, 37,000 have been spent driving back and forth from Jeep headquarters. For some reason, they keep saying no to this man’s new slogan suggestion: “Jeep: as dependable as a human sex slave.”

(Craigslist via BroBible)

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