About eight hours ago, (Dean) McDermott went Twitter crazy, tweeting a picture of a cute chef’s apron that his kids made him for his birthday, a self-portrait in which he dawns a sticker of a saucepan entitled “pothead,” and an adorable snapshot of one his children rocking a rolling pin sticker on his head.
But under the veil of juvenile innocence lies Tori Spelling, bare-breasted and potentially lactating.
Here’s the now-deleted twitpic of Tori’s Donna Martins in question, which I made SFW…
As you can see, I took the liberty of blurring out the giant areolas on Tori’s apparently lactating breasts in the photo below, but if you’re into that sort of thing WWTDD has the uncensored pic for you. Needless to say, we like Kelly Brook’s topless twitpic better.
True Story: on my first night in New York back in 2002, I somehow wound up at Tori Spelling’s birthday party at this place on 7th Avenue that was hot for like 5 minutes. We did tequila shots together. She was nice. So there’s that.