Some Halloween Costumes Should Never Be Associated With The Word ‘Sexy’

By 10.11.12

We here at UPROXX are big fans of sexy costumes. Ladies, if you want to be tattered-robes Khaleesi, we’ll support your decision. Same goes for dudes who want to dress up as Sexy Ron Swanson for Halloween. But there is a limit one must be aware of when deciding on a costume. As Mean Girls taught us all too well, and Vince proved yesterday, not every outfits works just because you put the word “sexy” before it.

Here are 10 costumes you can buy on the terrifying Internet that fit the “WHY IS THIS SEXY” criteria.

Sexy Baby

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Sexy Skeleton

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Sexy Burka

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Sexy Indian

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Sexy Fruit Wedges

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Sexy Zombie Firefighter (???)

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Sexy Mental Patient

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Sexy Farm Animals

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Sexy Kids TV Show Characters

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Sexy Gizmo

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Sexy Hamburger

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Sexy Guitar

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