The Alamo Drafthouse Cinema has an admirably strict “don’t talk or text” policy. Two warnings, then you get the boot with no refund. They also serve beer, which — combined with the talk and text policy — makes it the best theater ever (I’ve actually heard it’s the best theater ever). So when a text-happy female recently refused to stop transmitting emoticons and LOLs during a showing, she was shown the door.
As you might expect from someone entitled enough to not abide by a no texting policy, she called up the theater later and left a profanity-laced voicemail claiming her civil liberties had been denied. It’s hysterical. You know, because she so dumb and sucks so hard. And being the excellent proprietors they are the Alamo transformed her voicemail into the world’s best “Don’t Talk or Text” PSA that they’re now showing before R-rated movies (because she has a filthy whore mouth).
The now viral YouTube vid after the jump. I’m sure you’ll enjoy it as much as I did.
Source: Alamo Drafthouse
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