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10 Of The Most Highly Quotable ‘Workaholics’ Quotables

By 10.27.11
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Like I mentioned at the beginning of Workaholics Week, Workaholics is the most quotable show on television. Hands down. It’s difficult to go a single scene without running into several lines you want to commit to memory in order to recycle at a later date to impress your friends. I’m convinced quotability is the backbone of the success of the show, especially when you consider its target demo is post-college single dudes who enjoy nothing more than tossing around quotes at a bar. True, incessant references to “Cranking Down,” “Tight Butthole,” and “Eggs Tyrone” probably won’t get you laid, but they sure are fun, aren’t they?

Certain quotables are the cream of the already creamy crop and here are some of my favorites one and a half seasons in, which I can easily break down with video support thanks to Comedy Central’s web friendliness. I invite you to inform me what I should have included in the comments.

Anders: “You’re going to crank down here at the office? You think that’s a smart idea?”

Adam: “People take smoke breaks all the time.”

I didn’t realize this one had so much staying power until I interviewed the guys. Now I know it’s real. 1:00 mark…


“Yes, she’s exactly what we want to be raped by, right?” @ :40…

So. Many. Quotables. You should just watch every second of this.

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