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What Should Demi Moore’s New Twitter Handle Be?

By 11.18.11

As you may have heard, love died late yesterday when news broke that Twitter power couple Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher were calling it quits.

“It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I have decided to end my six-year marriage to Ashton,” Moore said in a statement. “As a woman, a mother and a wife there are certain values and vows that I hold sacred, and it is in this spirit that I have chosen to move forward with my life. This is a trying time for me and my family, and so I would ask for the same compassion and privacy that you would give to anyone going through a similar situation.”

Now we suppose that Demi will be looking for a new Twitter handle since her present one — @MrsKutcher — is no longer, um, accurate. This occasion is a perfect time to remind you all that it’s NEVER a good idea to select a Twitter handle, or a tattoo, that’s tied to a relationship or a job or anything else that has the potential of coming to an end before you die! Some people learn these things the hard way, I suppose.

So what should Demi’s new Twitter handle be?

@69SuperCougarMilf69?

@DICKSDICKSDICKS?

@Ashtonwearsfootiepajamas?

I kinda like @DICKSDICKSDICKS.


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TAGS@DICKSDICKSDICKSASHTON KUTCHERdemi mooretwitter handles

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