20 Dipsh*ts Who Think Obama's Support For Gay Marriage Means He's Secretly Gay

By 05.10.12

For the most part, President Obama’s gay marriage announcement yesterday, which you may have heard about, was greeted with celebration, if not “ABOUT DAMN TIME.” For the most part.

However, deep in the darkest part of the internet’s as$hole, where Taggart from Blazing Saddles is considered a role model, room temperature IQ dolts everywhere either misread the news or immediately deduced that because Obama’s for gay marriage, or at least not against gay marriage, well, he MUST be gay. Ipso facto and sh*t LOL.

I’m, of course, talking about Twitter, where any dullard with a laptop (or access to a local library, where they can reserve a spot on a desktop) can voice their opinion. And boy did the idiots come out yesterday! Here are 20 folks who believe that Obama is gay, oftentimes using very emphatic language to make their, um, point. As much as I love America and free speech, I hate these people so much.

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