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Obama Writes Best Absence Note Ever for Fifth Grader

By / 06.04.12

Logical analysis: President Obama was in Golden Valley, MN, on Friday, and fifth grader Tyler Sullivan wanted to see him speak. He asked his father Ryan, who works at the Honeywell manufacturing plant where Obama was set to appear, if he could. His dad said yes, but Tyler would have to skip school. Tyler’s dad didn’t want his son to get in trouble for being absent, though, so after introducing Obama, he asked POTUS if he could write a note for Tyler. A beautifully penned ellipsis later, Tyler had his note, as seen above.

Insane person analysis: THIS NOBAMA FELLER, HE’S TAKIN’ OUR YOUNGIN’S OUT OF THEIR SCHOOLING TO SPREAD HIS SOCIALIST, ANTI-RELIGION WAYS. HEY, BO BO THE CLOWN, MAYBE IT’S TIME TO STOP WARPING THE MINDS OF AMERICA’S CHILDREN AND START NOT HAVING GAY SEX. I BET YOU WROTE THAT NOTE WITH THE BLOOD OF A HARD WORKING BLUE COLLAR WORKER AND HIS FAMILY.

Either way, Obama continues to own the Internet.

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