Bar Refaeli needs your help. She’s been reading your not-at-all-perverted anonymous Internet comments, and she’s finally ready to make what you’ve been asking for all these years: a sex tape. Thing is, the Israeli goddess doesn’t have enough money to pay for it, which is where you come in: she needs you to donate to her Kickstarter, so she can have “sex with some dude,” “in many sex positions,” for “several hours.” Yes.
Such is the premise of a sadly fictional Funny or Die video, which shows what the response would be if (WHEN?!?) Bar ever decides the world needs to see her sweaty and naked. The clip’s only one minute and fifty seconds long, though, honestly, twenty seconds would have sufficed, too.