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They’ll Be Wasted For Christmas: A Collection Of The Best Drunk Santas

By / 12.16.12

Ugh. SantaCon. Here’s what Gawker said about yesterday’s event, sponsored by candy canes and vomit:

These people are participants in Santacon, a yearly event where your cousin’s old fraternity brothers descend on New York to ruin your quiet Saturday afternoon with loud drunken jingles. Apologies for being a total GDI, but Santacon is what you get when you combine all of the terror of Halloween’s rookie drinking with early onset male pattern baldness. Throw some early morning fishbowls filled with liquor in there and you’ve got yourself one of the most annoying days of the year. ( )

New York City was swarmed with frat bros and duck faces, wearing their finest baggy red pants that held their iPods filled with DMB songs. It’s…not fun, but it does lead to some fantastic next-day comedy, in the form of wasted Kris Kringles littered around the city. Here are some of the Internet’s finest drunk Santas.
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