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‘Cheers To Double Penetration’: Please Enjoy These Deleted Tweets From The Crazy Sorority Girl

By 04.19.13

I’ll say this much about the “crazy sorority girl,” who’s since been identified as Rebecca Martinson (pictured above on the right): she sounds like a fun girl. Participates in orgies, hates mayonnaise, has the hots for Beyoncé — Rebecca’s done it all (and even got a shout-out on The Daily Show last night for the phrase “c*nt punt”).

Sure, I mean, she’s also a bigoted monster who made awful jokes about Jews, Mexicans, and Asians, and can’t talk to people who don’t participate in Greek life because “I have no idea what they do with their spare time.” That’s unfortunate and all, but did I mention…actually, no, there’s no coming back from “One of the perks of going to class ugly is that the Mexicans working along the sidewalk don’t try to talk to me #fug4thewin #nottryinghard.”

Care to hear Rebecca’s other insightful ruminations on life? Here are some of her finest since-deleted tweets.












#fug4thewin

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