It’s beautiful. We’re so happy to have you back in our lives, Rebecca. It’s been far too long.
"FYI: The C*nt Punt Queen Is Back On Twitter And Using It Perfectly"
Oh thank God. Amanda Bynes has been quiet lately, I need a daily dose of batshit to keep me going.
As a former frat boy from the state of Maryland every single thing she posted in that email was completely accurate and if her sisters had listened all of their lives would have been better for it. Instead they send her email out in the hopes it embarrasses he or something, and they get her kicked out of the sorority. But the joke’s still on them, because Rebecca is undoubtedly going to cash in on this, and her sorority will just be know as the bitches who kicked out their best looking member for trying to stop them from acting like social failures.
Long live Rebecca Martinson, and everyone who tells it like it is.
Cool story, bro.
Thank you Baltimore Dan for being the example to a point you don’t understand.
Anybody who describes himself as a “frat boy”….
To be fair to Dan, if you were in a fraternity at college how else would you say it? Unless you guys have problems with frats themselves. Also if what Cunt-punter said in the email is true, then some of these girls are total bitches, confirmed by the fact that they leaked said email. You don’t cheer for other teams and you do have to be more sociable if you join a frat, she was chewing them out :s. Some times people don’t want to hear the truth and when its put forward in such an agressive a hole manner (I’ve done it before, on the rugby pitch to team mates and I’m not proud of it, but only to people who clearly didn’t want to be there. If you are giving it your all and its not working I will sympathise, but I don’t have time for people who aren’t prepared to put in theirs)
I have to apologies in advance for this picture tried to find something a long the lines of “you don’t turn your back on the family” but this came up
Wow Baltimore Dan, if this girl was the “best looking member” of her sorority, I kind of feel sorry for you and the male population at Maryland. Must have been slim pickings down there in College Park.
I’d actually argue that the tweet presented above is the lesser of the most recent two Miss Martinson has made. In the earlier one she responds “they don’t serve breakfast stupid” to someone who tweeted “I would eat cookout for breakfast, lunch, and dinner if I could #thatgood”.
What a peach, that girl. I tell ya.
Shit, this girl needs to be in the haters ball
“Sports Commentator is the only job where u get paid to state the obvious. I’m not blind & unless ur Morgan Freeman I dn’t need the narration”
I am even more in love with her now!
Wait a minute, that thing she said about Morgan Freeman sounded almost like a compliment. What the fucking fuck?
I follow her on twitter and her posts are a delight.
Oh, crisis time: do I follow her, and thereby encourage her horribleness? Whoops, too late, followed her. I suppose I am a bad person. *pops popcorn*
“I’ve been in denial about it & I’ve been doing my best to hide my true emotions, but today I realized once and for all I’m sick of 2 Chainz”
Me too, Becca. Me too.
She seems delightful.
Sooo….do we think the original c*nt punt thing was a set-up to make herself famous? Sort of like, oh, a “leaked” sex tape?
I want her to read the NSA spy file on me, but just to me. There’s some depraved shit in that file.
Nice tweet, but I was just really hoping she could give us some more insight into the evolution of the market economy in the southern colonies. My contention is that prior to the Revolutionary War the economic modalities, especially of the southern colonies could most aptly be characterized as agrarian pre-capitalist and…
Alison never got any credit for doing the best reading of that letter. Shame…Alison, you’re the best.
I prefer Shannon’s version of the sorority letter reading
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