If you put up a Craigslist ad for “Go Kart, ATV, and Dirt Bike Repairs,” you’re practically begging to be prank-texted by in-character Mario Kart fans (in-character as everyone but Wario, that is. He’s the worst). That’ll teach you to offer a service for financial compensation! Text it away, Textastrophe.
My favorite part: the fact that this apparently happens all the time to go-kart repairman. That job’s as tough as being the only sap with the last name Hitlerectum in the phone book, I guess.
I want more like this!
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