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By 08.12.14
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Last month we brought you the story of a Scottish woman who had a dildo stuck in her vagina for ten years, and now comes along a story about a London man who died after getting a vibrator stuck up his butt for five days. Hold on that thought — I have to get something off my chest.

People of the United Kingdom: STOP PUTTING SEX TOYS INSIDE OF YOU AND LEAVING THEM THERE. IT WILL NOT END WELL FOR YOU.

Alright, now that I’ve gotten that out of the way… The 50-year-old man, Nigel Willis — who shockingly lived with his mother — had somehow managed to get a vibrator crammed so far up his ass that he couldn’t remove it, and instead of going immediately to the ER, he decided to take his chance and spent the next five days lying on the couch. What did he think, that eventually he was going to poop it out? At any rate, a friend finally insisted on taking him to the hospital after he kept complaining of dizziness and weakness, and that’s when doctors discovered the lost sex toy — which he had been too embarrassed to tell them about.

He was admitted to intensive care on New Year’s Eve after suffering septic shock. Surgeons managed to remove the vibrator, which had become stuck so deep in Mr Willis’s rectum it had perforated his bowel.

The post mortem conducted by Dr Peter Jerreat determined the cause of death to be multi-organ failure, sepsis and a perforated bowel.

Mr Willis was a diabetic who was single and unemployed at the time of his death.

What makes this even sadder is that he apparently also took care of his mother, and somebody literally had to explain to an 70 or 80-something woman that her son had died for having a dildo stuck up his ass. Yep, that’s definitely something no parent ever wants to hear.

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(The Mirror Via BroBible)


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