Scarlett Johansson Reportedly Got Married To Someone Who Definitely Isn’t You

Rumor has it that Scarlett Johansson may have gotten married in September to someone who definitely isn’t you. Johansson and the reported not-you, Romain Dauriac, “quietly exchanged vows after welcoming their first child, daughter Rose Dorothy,” who’s also not yours.

News of their nuptials comes after the actress was spotted earlier this month wearing what was speculated to be a wedding band at a fundraiser for Hurricane Sandy victims.

“They kept the wedding a big secret because they both wanted privacy,” a source told the New York Post, adding that the ceremony was held in the States. (Via)

Johansson’s rep declined to comment, but that hasn’t stopped millions of horndogs from replacing Snozzberries’ face on a metal-scarred dartboard with Dauriac’s.

Via People

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