Charlie Sheen To Kim Kardashian: ‘Go F*ck Yourself’

Charlie Sheen went on a hateful, butt-blaspheming rant against Kim Kardashian on Twitter last night, all because she allegedly “crushed a little girl’s dream” by denying the six-year-old fan (what?) an autograph.

The tweets were quickly deleted, but TMZ got the gist of it:

“She cries about it every night before she goes to sleep.”

And that’s when he goes off: “you are lucky that ANYONE cares about your gross and giggly [sic] bag of funk you dare call an ass.”

He dares her to compare resumes with him, and then says, “your public loves u. give something back or go f yourself.”

According to LADbible, Sheen closed the rant by extending a thorny olive branch to Kanye West:

My apologies to your hubby, great guy I’m sure, I hope his vision returns one day.

And thus concludes the very first installment of “Charlie Sheen, America’s Voice of Reason.”

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