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As we posted last night, Kim Kardashian unveiled the artwork for her upcoming book. Is it a massive tome on the vapidity of celebrity in the modern age? A memoir about the events that led her to make a sex tape? A 300-page mea culpa on her role in the decline of Western civilization? A fictional thriller about a reality show star and a rapper who solve crimes? No, silly! It’s a book of selfies, which will be called Selfish, because apparently people are willing to pay for a book of 300 photos of Kim Kardashian that Kim Kardashian took of herself with her phone.
Pictures that presumably will NOT make it into the selfie book are these, of Kardashian prancing around in the snow in her furkini. Kardashian didn’t take them, Kanye West did, and therefore they are not selfies, and if they show up in the book, you’re allowed to ask for your money back on the grounds of false advertising. It’s in the Constitution, and if you don’t believe me, just ask Constitutional scholar Kim Kardashian.
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Here’s what I don’t understand: Where are the footprints in that snow?
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