The Cookeville, Tenn. Police Department Website Looks Like It Was Designed By Michael Bay

Have you ever visited your local police department’s website and thought, “Sure, this has all of the information I was looking for, but can’t it have just a bit more PIZAZZ?!” Well, take a gander at the website of the Cookeville Police Department, which — as someone on Reddit pointed out — is “the best website ever.” As you arrive at the homepage, you hear the clap of thunder as lightning bolts flash around the screen. Lightning!

But it doesn’t stop there! Other pages of the site feature flames, smoke, explosions, and even Bald Eagles colored like the American flag perched atop Cookeville Police SWAT badges. It’s the most ‘MURICAN thing ever. Hell, even the K-9 division page looks like this:

See those police dogs? They will eff your ass up. I would be so afraid to be a criminal living in Cookesville, Tenn. The only thing more intimidating than this website is if they actually had Robocop working for them.

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