Ouch! That’s got to hurt. Or it would hurt, if it were real. Fortunately, the balls you’re about to see abused in this videos are 100 percent fake, but if you’re not looking too close (and who is?), you wouldn’t be able to tell. In fact, what’s going down — some dude with his testicles in the spokes of a bike — is so ridiculous that it’s almost impossible not to believe (especially considering how many people would be stupid enough to do this).
BroBible points out that they’re surprised that no one asked the prankster — Vitaly of VitalyzdTv — whether he was trying to fornicate with the bike in question (it’s not sex, it’s making love!) when he got stuck, but I probably wouldn’t, either. I mean, the dude’s in pain; are you really going to stop and start asking the hard questions?
The best part, of course, is the exchanged between Vitaly and the classy man who has to explain the emergency to “911.”
He asks one man to explain to 911 what happened and the good samaritan tells the emergency operator, “This young man has his nuts stuck in the bicycle. I’m trying to be serious. Yes his testicles. I don’t see any bleeding, but he’s in terrible pain.” The man continues to talk to 911, but refuses to look at the man or his elastic nads. When the jokester reveals the prank the man reacts by saying, “Oh you dumb motherf@#$er!”
Who wouldn’t do the same? I’m just surprised Vitaly is still alive.
(Via BroBible)