Pornhub Is Launching The First Ever High-Definition Netflix-Style Porn Streaming Service

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The last couple of times we checked in with Pornhub, the mad scientists of porn had created a lifelike, twerking butt sex toy and were working on sending porn stars into outer space. (You know, for very important scientific f*cking reasons.) However, the innovators in porn have just announced perhaps the most innovative use of technology yet… the first-of-its-kind unlimited high-definition streaming service.

Pornhub Premium, which launched Thursday, offers all of the videos already found on Pornhub with higher-quality streaming minus the advertising, in addition to the largest online collection of exclusive full-length HD titles, for just $9.99 per month.

In a press release, Corey Price, vice president of Pornhub, said:

Simply put, Pornhub Premium is setting the new standard. Users will benefit from enhanced access to all of the content they already enjoy on Pornhub.com – with improved streaming quality – as well as over 100,000 full-length premium exclusive scenes at the touch of a finger or click of the mouse.

“We’re looking to take the crown as the ‘Netflix of porn,’ and with the colossal amount of content we’ll be providing – and adding tons more daily – we’re confident our fan base will totally embrace this product and reinforce our position as the top provider of on-demand adult video.”

The Netflix of porn. What a beautiful time to be alive. Now all we need is for someone to invent that toilet chair from Idiocracy and you’ll never have to leave your house again.

Here’s a promotional video Pornhub put together to advertise the new service:

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