This Cat Does Not Even Know What To Make Of A Singing, Meowing Birthday Card

When presented with a meowing, singing birthday card with a kitten wearing a party hat on the front, this Calico cat can’t even. I can only assume she carries it away for the express purpose of finding a way to send it back to hell, from whence it came.

I can totally empathize, kitty. I was once presented with a similar card, only instead of the song coming on when it was opened, you had to grotesquely pull down the kitten’s jaw on the front. It was given to me by my mother-in-law, who also prefers to send birthday cards in the mail with glitter-stuffed envelopes like Tobias Funke, if that provides any context.

Anyway, they say dogs can sense ghosts, and if so, I’m sure cats can also sense evil, particularly one so nefarious. Godspeed, kitty cat.

(Via Tastefully Offensive)

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