'Zooey Asks Siri' Is A Single Serve Twitter Done Right

Entertainment Editor
05.23.12 2 Comments


BioTV tipped us to a great new parody Twitter, Zooey Asks Suri. After Zooey Deschanel’s ad for Siri last month, we should have known a Twitter would emerge to compile all the lovably twee questions and notes a manic pixie dream girl would speak into her white iPhone.

The tweets include band name ideas, super deep thoughts on the nature of waffles and the need for more lunar-powered machines, and silly questions we’d nonetheless also like to have answered now. Just how much cotton candy would it take to cover a football field? And who wouldn’t want a waterbed filled with Sangria?

Our 28 favorite @ZooeySiri tweets are collected below.


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When not writing for Uproxx, Caleb likes to volunteer at the legless cat shelter and photoshop the Babadook into all of his family photos. He once resolved the question “To be or not to be?” through the clever use of General Semantics. Your mom thinks you could be more like him if you only applied yourself.

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