Convicted Sex Offenders Are Heading To Craigslist To Buy Girl Scout Cookies

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Even society’s worst monsters can’t resist the siren call of the Thin Mint. One anonymous convicted sex offender isn’t allowed within 300 yards of a minor, though, so he or she took to Craigslist to buy Girl Scout cookies, including two boxes of Trefoils, which is disgusting. SEND HIM/HER TO THE SLAMMER.

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Be glad you’re lucky enough to buy cookies outside the pot store. And that you’re not a horrible creep.

Craigslist via Reddit

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