Even society’s worst monsters can’t resist the siren call of the Thin Mint. One anonymous convicted sex offender isn’t allowed within 300 yards of a minor, though, so he or she took to Craigslist to buy Girl Scout cookies, including two boxes of Trefoils, which is disgusting. SEND HIM/HER TO THE SLAMMER.
Be glad you’re lucky enough to buy cookies outside the pot store. And that you’re not a horrible creep.