Last month Milwaukee’s Fox 6 covered a story about how police officers across Wisconsin would be “staking out” Dunkin’ Donuts rooftops to benefit the state’s Special Olympics, and the chain sent two official mascots to the studio to help get the word out on the fundraiser. Somehow that led to the above video, which has just now made its way online, of two of Fox 6’s anchors having some fun with the mascot costumes live on air.
Having just finally realized his dream of becoming a mascot, the male anchor dressed like a doughnut was struck with inspiration (thanks to goading from another anchor off-screen), so he climbed up on the desk to “dip” himself into the female anchor dressed like a cup of coffee… Which went about as well as can be expected.
Of course, he mostly only succeeded in knocking his female co-host out of the chair and flat on her back, heels up in the air. If this all sounds overtly sexual, that’s not even taking into consideration that the hole in the doughnut costume looks just like a big ol’ b-hole. Is there no one at this news station who can help save the poor woman from a giant butthole monster?
My god, the humanity.
(Via Fox 6)