Grab your copies of World War Z and Odessey and Oracle ’cause it’s happening: the zombies are here.
A woman in Brazil was shocked to discover a man buried alive in a shallow grave when she was visiting a family tomb last week in Sao Paulo.
“I was terrified to see a man, who I thought was dead, trying to get out of the grave,” said the woman who has asked not be named. “He had his head and hands out and was moving his arms around, trying to get out.”
Police believe the man is a city employee who was beaten unconscious by his attackers who then dumped his body in an empty grave and covered him with dirt. (Via)
That’s EXACTLY what the undead want us to think. Remember everything The Walking Dead taught you about fighting zombies: sing babies Tom Waits’ songs. Wait. That’s useless advice. We’re screwed.