In case you’re still really bitter about World War II, here’s a cathartic video just for you: a German man jumps into a frozen pond, ass-first…and the pond wins. It’s hilariously concise and all kinds of amazing. Try to make out what he says before he jumps, listen to the noise he makes while writhing in pain on the ice, laugh at his pre-jump pose, take comfort in the fact that he didn’t die (death’s a buzz kill).
The video’s labeled “Catch the Ice Dude,” but c’mon, Germany, “Staying NIEN” was right there for the taking. Not calling it that is the worst thing you’ve ever done.