In Iowa, as in every state, you’re considered legally drunk if your blood alcohol content (BAC) is 0.08 or above. Shortly after Samantha Lynne, a 22-year-old resident of Iowa City, IA, tried to run onto the field during a Northern Illinois vs. Iowa college football game this weekend, a stunt that had her thrown into jail for the night, she blew a .341 BAC. In the Hawkeye State, that much alcohol is called a “Forget Me Iowa.” Once her achievements went viral, Samantha, who tweets as @Vodka_samm, became an instant inspiration, a hero even, to drunks everyone — she’s like a baseball player who hits .875 for the season. A very drunk baseball player.
Anyway, lucky for us, Vodka Samm tweeted about her experience. It’s #yolo.
She and C*nt Punt need to team up for a buddy comedy right NOW.