Do you wish Superman would hurry up and get back to wearing his underwear over his tights again? I mean, we all know it’s happening eventually — without the red briefs his outfit just looks far too weird and leotard-ish. Well, we may be waiting for a while, because apparently the guy has taken to selling his underwear on the streets of Malaysia.
Residential neighborhoods in Malaysia are being covered with numerous ads for “Superman’s Underpants”, which, surprise surprise, promise to give you a super-powered wiener. I didn’t know super-junk was one of Superman’s powers, but hey, it must at least be above average, right?
Have your doubts these underwear really work? What if I told you they’re full of magnets? Yup, magnets. Start booking your flight to Malaysia now.
I don’t know about you, but “Superman sells snake oil dong medicine to Malaysians” sounds like a great plot for a new Superman movie. Hey, at least it couldn’t be any worse than Superman Returns.