Jake Gyllenhaal Is Human Ambien, Apparently

Editor-in-Chief
11.22.11

Do you have trouble sleeping? Perhaps you should talk to your doctor about Jake Gyllenhaal On A Subway Train?

HOWEVER…

Jake Gyllenhaal On A Subway Train may not be right for you. Before starting Jake Gyllenhaal On A Subway Train, tell your doctor about all of your health conditions, including if you:

-have a history of depression, mental illness, or suicidal thoughts
-are allergic to awesome
-have a history of drug or alcohol abuse or addiction
-are unable to quit ruggedly handsome cowboys
-have kidney or liver disease
-have an irrational, deep-seated hatred for Reece Witherspoon
-have a lung disease or breathing problems
-have never seen Donnie Darko
-are pregnant, planning to become pregnant, or breastfeeding

November 2011

One is merely an occurrence. Two is a bonafide trend.

January 2011

I think we have a solid body of evidence here based solely on these pics posted to Facebook, people. In other words, highly unscientific clinical trials have proven that Jake Gyllenhaal On A Subway Train is, in fact, human Ambien.

(HT: Buzzfeed)

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