Ken Bone Has Already Been Offered The Inevitable From An Adult Website

10.10.16 3 months ago
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This is happening — heading to the Ken Bone Zone is becoming a very real possibility. Cam Soda, a “leading adult entertainment webcam platform” has offered Ken Bone a cool $100,000 to “participate in a live show” which will “cater to [his] specificities” where he can “show us what he’s all about.” The letter does not state if the red sweater is a requirement, but we all know it is.

The letter doesn’t outright say “we want you to have sex on camera” but it sure does seem like it, despite the lede attempting to get on Bone’s good side by acknowledging the fact that his softball energy question wasn’t even answered by either candidate. It’s almost as if they’re implying he possibly entertain in an adult manner while simultaneously re-addressing his presidential debate town hall question. What exactly are they asking for???

Take a look for yourself:

Of course, the collective internet was way ahead of everyone on this. Many of us here at Uproxx even said he’d be getting this offer not two minutes after he was off our viewing screen of choice.

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