I don’t want to reveal the Homer-inspired “twist” in the video below, which involves two Jehovah’s Witnesses approaching a stranger’s house, as they’re wont to do; that would ruin the fun, and not like the kind of fun Jehovah’s Witness have, either, which I assume involves games like Pin the Race Cake on the Jesus Coaster. I mean real fun. But I do want to talk about the Tubes’ “She’s a Beauty,” specifically how that song should ONLY be played by bald dudes who post videos on YouTube as “hitmn92.”
No, “hitman92,” YOU’RE the beauty.
(via Getty Image, via Gawker)