If there’s one thing I can’t seem to get off my mind since learning of the Christina Hendricks/Olivia Munn phone pics leaks — besides feeling bad for Christina Hendricks, who seems like an absolute sweetheart — it’s that Olivia Munn, with her Photoshopping of arrows and graphic dialogue onto her risque pics, has raised the bar on sexting and taken it to a whole other level.
You see, after seeing how creative Olivia Munn gets, it’ll be no longer enough to merely snap a photo of your privates and send it your boyfriend/husband/lover. No, now you must describe your privates in detail, what you would like your man to put in there, and the manner in which you would like it to be put in. Anything else would be, well, BORING. I mean, you wouldn’t want your man to think that you don’t love him as much as Olivia Munn loved Chris Pine, WOULD YOU?
And to think that the towering bag of douche that is Brett Ratner once had her as his plaything. Nick Nolte is impressed!