Things Paul Ryan has probably said in the last week, based solely on these photos of him working out from Time…
“Yo, bro, can I get a spot?”
“I need more Avenged Sevenfold in my workout playlist.”
“Mind if I work in a set?”
“I need new lifting gloves.”
“Can I get an extra shot of creatine in that whey protein shake?”
Paul Ryan is “Gym Guy.” This is becoming increasingly obvious. In other words, “Gym Guy” might be a heartbeat away from the presidency in a few weeks. I guess if he finds himself getting beat by Joe Biden in tonight’s debate, maybe Paul Ryan can challenge him to a pushup contest?
(Pics via Time)
UPDATE: The Internet Reacts!