Quick-Thinking Florida Woman Offers A Cop Oral Sex After Kicking Him In The Balls

04.02.15 3 years ago 12 Comments


Protip: After you’ve kicked someone in the balls, they might not want a mouth there. You’ll never know unless you ask, but assume the answer is “no,” especially if that person is a police officer. This is the lesson learned by Beatrize Carrion-Moore, a Florida woman who was recently picked up by police for soliciting sex in a West Palm Beach bar. Apparently, for Carrion-Moore, this is just a typical night at Boonies, but the manager wasn’t really having it. Police were called, police arrived, police cuffed Carrion-Moore and took her and her hyperactive mouth into custody.

Magically, Carrion-Moore slipped out of the handcuffs, a struggle ensued, and one cop ended up with a foot lodged in his crotch. Once the feisty young lady realized what she’d done, she tried to make things right:

Once she was secured in the back of the patrol car, Carrion-Moore continued to offer the deputy oral sex in exchange for letting her go, the report said. The sequence of events was captured on car audio and video surveillance.

Despite her olive branch, Carrion-Moore was charged with “trespassing after warning, resisting arrest with violence and battery on a law enforcement officer.” Just another crazy night in Florida.

Souce: WESH via BroBible

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