If the name Ronan Farrow (yes, that’s him at an after party with Kate Upton and Aziz Ansari) doesn’t ring a bell you should check out his Wikipedia page. It’s the sort of impressive collection of accomplishments and activism that will induce high levels of self-loathing in anyone who aspires to be the best version of him- or herself possible. Good thing for us though is that Ronan is the biological son of Woody Allen and Mia Farrow, so he’ll never be known for all the impressive degrees and appointments.
This is all a roundabout way of getting to the tweet Ronan shot out to his 20K+ followers yesterday, Father’s Day. Now, I loathe the idea of reflecting on a Hallmark holiday after it has already passed, so you know the message has to be pretty GD good for me to share. After the jump you’ll find the tweet that won Father’s Day — and maybe all of Twitter in 2012. Further, it was then retweeted by Mia, which either reflects an uber-healthy family dynamic or a dark and twisted side to the Farrows. I applaud it either way.
Sucks there weren’t enough characters left for “Roasted.” You know Mia wanted to deliver the full burn.