Tennessee Politician Arrested For Allegedly Masturbating Out The Window Of A Speeding Car

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04.09.13 16 Comments
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A former Tennessee politician “who was investigated on indecent exposure allegations while in office more than two years ago has been arrested… after a new complaint was filed,” the Kingsport Times-News reports. [Political Wire]

Wait for it.

William Lee Blakely “is charged with one count of indecent exposure as a result of allegations made by a female motorist who claimed that he ‘fondled himself’ and made obscene gestures while they drove beside each other on Interstate 26.”

Waaaaaaaait for it.

A witness told WJHL-TV that Blakely was masturbating out of his open car window while speeding down the highway at 90 miles per hour.

There we go. Take us home, Ray.

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