This Hilariously Earnest Christian Anti-Porn Movie Asks All The Hard Questions

08.28.13 3 years ago 24 Comments

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The most that can be said about Every Young Man’s Battle: The Movie is that, yes, it is a movie. With humans. And not so much a plot as a message, one that’s strictly MASTURBATE TO PORN AND YOU WILL BURN IN HELL. It’s a lesson all Christians should learn, and what are we if not all Christians? (Damn, the movie’s getting to me.)

Speaking of questions, did you know that porn has an escalating effect, not unlike drug addictions? It really does, Brad. *creepy nodding reaction shot from unpaid extra* Also, I don’t know who’s in charge of voting for the Christian Anti-Pornies, but the Best Fat Guy Who Goes to the Library to Look at Chicks, Man award needs to go to Kevin.

(Via)

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