Watching This Woman Getting Her Butthole Bronzed May Give You New Ideas For Valentine’s Day

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We’re not too far off from Valentine’s Day and the obvious move is jewelry or flowers, perhaps some sort of personalized memento that will eventually gather dust. If you want to wow your mate, though, nothing says “I love you” more than getting your butthole bronzed and possibly turned into an edible delicacy.

“The first time I ever tried to do a cast of an anus, I tried to do my own,” says Magnus Irvin.

Irvin is the architect of the anal sculptures in question, and what began as a way to turn one’s butt-erscotch krimpet into a candy soon became a way to immortalize an anus in various metals or glass. Model Rayna Terror decided to get her butthole bronzed by Irvin, and Riot TV followed her journey.

“You keep pulling your bum apart,” Irvin suggests as he spackles Terror’s crevasse with the molding mixture.

This video is full of amazing moments, including Irvin pondering what his “dream anus” would be. Just the fact that the term “dream anus” exists makes life worth living.

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