Music festival season is right around the corner, which means you need to make sure you have your throwback jersey game on point. You could go with the authentic and rare no-name Michael Jordan No. 12 Bulls jersey, but if that’s still a little too mainstream for your tastes, let me show you something in our high school collection.
Yes, I’m talking about this Barack Obama Punahou High School No. 23 jersey that is sure to turn heads at Coachella and beyond.
If you want a look at what it looks like on, here’s someone rocking the Obama No. 23 at Mardi Gras this weekend, representing Barry O to the fullest.
BRUH! pic.twitter.com/5j921vfoik
— Uncle DARRIUS Piper (@PipeDownYo) February 28, 2017
This is the perfect opportunity to show your political affiliations and that you are a #cool #kid by rocking an Obama high school basketball jersey this summer. Get ready for strangers to constantly walk up to you and ask to snap pictures, which you’ll shrug off like “yeah, whatever,” but in reality you’ll be thrilled because you don’t wear an Obama jersey if you aren’t trying to attract this kind of attention.
The Obama high school jersey is sure to be the official jersey of festival season in 2017. Wait, I’m being informed this is no longer cool because some idiot wrote an entire blog post on it and now too many people know about it. Please retreat to your Space Jam jerseys and Dan Majerle Suns gear.
Update: The original eBay link referenced in an earlier version of the story went to an unlicensed distributor and has been removed. The Punahou School has filed a complaint with eBay to take down the jerseys because they are “in violation of our federally registered trademark.”
