Eagle eyed bloggers and folks intently watching the NBA Finals got an eyeful of LeBron James during one moment in the ABC’s broadcast. It wasn’t much, but you could catch a glimpse of King’s junk if you really wanted to — and apparently if you didn’t want to. That’s what TMZ gathered after looking at the FCC complaints for the NBA Finals.
The only problem is that these complaints seem fake as can be, only written to garner some form of attention in a post just like this (what fools we are). You be the judge for yourself. These are the segments that TMZ shared from the five total complaints of the incident:
— “LeBron James showed his d*ck on national television and completely ruined my tinder date. It made us late for laser tag because I had to rewind it a few times to make sure that’s exactly what we saw so we missed our bus. He clearly did it on purpose and he’s not as good as Michael Jordan.”
— “I am shocked and appalled! I don’t want my kids looking at male genitalia on broadcast television. I am ok with seeing female mammary glands, labia, vagina, etc, over broadcast but no more penis, please!”
— “The camera had a close up of [LeBron’s] tallywacker. This is the type of stuff I would expect from Game of Thrones, but not from the American Broadcasting Channel. At least I now know that I am bigger than the purportedly ‘biggest’ star in the NBA.”
At least folks have a good sense of humor when they’re wasting the FCC’s time. Real complaints are a waste of time too, mind you, but these are far more comical. You have to particularly enjoy the guy who makes sure to note that he is “bigger” than LeBron James. Probably the same guy with the ruined Tinder date, just trying to make up for things.
Jokes on him, though. Your Tinder date was ruined the moment you planned to go to laser tag.
(Via TMZ Sports)