New at Mavs games: @RockEmApparel socks featuring @mcuban at a urinal while holding trophy pic.twitter.com/N39s6I777i
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) April 23, 2015
After the Mavericks won the NBA Championship four years ago, owner Mark Cuban was photographed standing at a urinal holding the Larry O’Brien trophy. Hey, no judgment from here; when you gotta go, you gotta go, and if you just so happen to be holding the NBA’s most sought-after piece of hardware at the time, so be it.
Now the picture will be forever immortalized as the Mavs have begun selling officially licensed team socks featuring the iconic image.
It’s certainly a good time to be alive for people who have long been dreaming of having footwear featuring a picture of Mark Cuban peeing at a urinal. As for me personally, I would have preferred an article of clothing that’s a bit more visible when I wear it, like a t-shirt. So for that reason, I’m out.