Picture: Self-loathing otter eats watermelon that makes him cry

Original caption: “A giant otter eating a watermelon at the Zlin Zoo in Czech Republic. It appears the watermelon is so tasteless that it makes the otter cry…” I just can’t get enough of this poor, self-hating otter who loves watermelon and hates himself for it, like Sharlto Copley choking down cat food in District 9.  |DailyPicksFlicks|

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Evil Otter will eat your soul and all the watermelons. [via DP&F]

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