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12.27.07 34 Comments

Pssh, you call that a tapestry? Crapestry is more like it.

Paramount Vantage has posted the script for There Will Be Blood online, so you can go there and read it, if you’re so inclined.  Though I’m not sure why you’d read the script when you can just watch the actual movie when it comes out.  (Whereas you can read scripts for movies that may never get made right here on FilmDrunk).  

It’s like some backasswards version of Cliff’s Notes for smart people.  You think you’re freakin better’n me, Poindexter? With your reading and your wordlovery?! Well now I’m wearing a beret and smoking a pipe.  Yeah.  Who’s the smart one now, assface? 

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