‘Step Brothers’ Quotes – Lines That Can Get You Out Of Any Situation

If you’re anything like the kids I grew up with, you know that having a cool nickname and a bag full of comebacks is pretty much all you need to get by. But if your artillery of one-liner quotes isn’t exactly doing the trick, look no further, and let these Step Brothers lines do the work for you…

“I’m Dale, but you have to call me Dragon.”– Dale

“This is going to sound weird, but for a second, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn.” — Dale

“One time I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands.”– Dale

“Brennan, that is the voice of an angel. I can’t even make eye contact with you right now. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.”– Dale

“Why are you so sweaty?” — Dale “I was watching cops.” — Brennan

“I’m f*cking miserable. I had to get up at 10 o’clock this morning.” — Dale

“I still hate you, but you have a pretty good collection of nudie magazines.”– Brennan

“Robert better not get in my face, ’cause I’ll drop that mother f*cker.”

“You’re not a doctor. You’re a big fat curly-headed f*ck.” — Brennan

“Hey Derek, you know what’s always good for shoulder pain? If you lick my butthole.” — Brennan

“Dad, what are you doing? It’s ‘Shark Week’!”– Dale

“Do you wanna go do karate in the garage?” — Brennan “Yup.” — Dale

“So many activities!”– Brennan

“Did we just become best friends?”– Brennan