Even if the video below, in which a grandma who smells like warm cookies MELTS OUR FACES OFF WITH A TASTY DRUM SOLO, is viral marketing for the store that uploaded it, Wisconsin’s Coalition Drum Shop (““We have no idea where this lady came from, what her name is, or where she went but she rocked our faces off!”), I don’t care.
It’s a grandmother, playing the drums, spinning her sticks, and making all the boys want to get into her van…so someone can drive her back to Shady Hills Retirement Home. She can’t see as well as she used to.
