Joseph Randle is a backup running back for the Dallas Cowboys. He has a contract for 4 years and $2.3 million. On Monday, Randle was arrested at Dillard’s Department store in Dallas for shoplifting cologne and underwear.
Frisco Lt. Jason Jenkins said Cowboys RB Joseph Randle was arrested for stealing underwear and cologne from Dillard's.
— Tim MacMahon (@espn_macmahon) October 14, 2014
Cologne and underwear’s an interesting combination. I imagine his thought process was something like this:
1) Steal cologne
2) Walk out of store
3) Realize how good you’ll smell for the ladies
4) Walk back into store
5) Steal a clean pair of draws for said encounter with ladies
So yeah, I kinda see where he was going with this. But I got no theory if he stole the underwear first. That’s just tomfoolery.
UPDATE: It was Gucci Guilty Black cologne and a 2-pack of Polo underwear.
