Short of eating a green bagel, listening to that one Dropkick Murphys’ song you know, or vomiting everywhere, there’s only good way to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day: like Jimmy McNulty, everyone’s favorite former-Naboo guard on The Wire. As great as It’s Always Sunny‘s Charlie and Mac and The Simpsons‘ pyromaniac leprechaun are, McNulty is THE Irish TV character you should look to emulate today to show off your drunken Irish pride.
Here are 15 ways how. The f*ck did you do? You had a great St. Patrick’s Day.
1. Drink.
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2. Drink more.
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3. Hit on strangers at bars with your poetry.
4. Have at least one scintillating conversation.
5. Piss off your boss.
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6. Shop for clothes — preferably something in green — with your best buddies.
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7. Go for a nice, relaxing drive.
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8. Don’t give up hope.
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9. Blame that a-hole JC for everything wrong you already did/are going to do.
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10. Continue to drink.
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11. Act flirtatious.
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12. Take a moment to appreciate some art.
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13. Get reacquainted with old friends.
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14. Put yourself in situations you might not otherwise participate in.
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15. Express self-doubt…while continuing to drink.
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